Girlfriends

I love my girlfriend, but man alive, she annoys me so much sometimes. Why does she always want to be physically closer?

If we’re in the same house, she wants to be in the same room.

If we’re in the same room, she wants to be right next to me.

If she’s right next to me, she wants to be on top of me (… and no, not in the way that I wish).

Rant over! there will be more!